About me...

I've been working at a local phone sex company for a little over a month now, and it seems like I always have a story to tell that is either hilarious or disgusting. I've had demands to create a blog, and who am I to deny the public's right to entertainment?

As an overview, I'm 23 and a senior in college. I have a respectable day job, where I make absolutely no money, and so to supplement my income, I applied for a job at TCG (abbreviation for my job). There, I'm known as Zoe. I'm 19, 5'4, 110 lbs, with blonde hair and brown eyes, with a 34C 26 34. Let's be honest; Zoe and I have about as much in common as Donald Trump and Britney Spears. However, three nights a week, I put on my "maven of the night" disguise and pick up the phone. For only $1.99/minute I will talk dirty to you about anything under the sun. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, anything you want. Live, unrestricted, adult phone conversation.

Now, I'm a pretty smart girl. I know that I am not going to work at this place forever, but it's definitely entertaining, and I get a great perspective on the perverted male psyche. So, this blog is going to be full of stories about people I work with, calls I've received, and my own general thoughts on the matter. I mean, really, what's more entertaining than hearing about men's innermost desires, not to mention their complete gullibility when it comes to talking to us girls. (What, you want me to touch myself? Anything for you.) Since this blog will clearly contain adult content, I guess I should put in a disclaimer about not reading if you find it offensive or you're under 18.


I'm not going to tell you guys very much about me, because this blog is an embarrasment in and of itself and I don't want anyone in my family finding out about my "other" job. If you're one of the few readers who know me in real life, I just ask that you don't say anything that will give clues about my identity, including using my real name. I am sure you can understand, I mean, would you want your mom to know that you were a phone sex operator? I don't think so.