A lot of people in the phone sex industry are weird...

I know, I know, I shouldn't make judgements on people who do the same thing I do. However, I think of Zoe as a way to pay my bills while I'm in college. I make a lot of money doing it, I don't have to worry about my rent anymore, and I have money left over to pay my bills, and even go out when I want to. It's a stopover. There are some people who work at TCG who have been there for going on fifteen years...that has got to do something to your psyche, don't you think? Talking dirty probably affects you in a billion ways that you don't realize, psychologically speaking. I mean, for me, I know that it has definitely made me more open to ideas. It's also majorly damaged my idea of men (which wasn't so hot to begin with). I'm pretty convinced that the majority of you either wear women's panties, eat your own cum, want a girl to use a strap-on on you, or get off on the idea of little kids....so I pretty much hate you all.

Anyway, back to the girls I work with...let's just say that no one who works there is going to win a beauty contest anytime soon. There are a few college students there, those are the ones that I think are going to get out of the industry eventually. Then there are the ones who have 348234 kids and a boyfriend who sounds like a really big loser. I can't imagine being a phone sex operater with a husband and kids. I wonder how their husbands deal with it? How humiliated do you think those kids would be if it got out that their mom talked dirty to guys on the phone all night? After I'm done working here, I'm NEVER telling anyone...too much can be used against you. Then, there was this girl who just recently quit. She cracked me up; she lived with her boyfriend and played WoW all the time. She also had this crazy wild hair on her chin, but that's neither here nor there...anyway, she was really into hentai and anime, which I thought added to her bizzareness. However, one day we were talking, and she says something about her "bitch boy". Wait, what? Oh yeah, apparently she has a "slave boy" that LIVES IN HER CLOSET. At first I thought she was full of shit, until she showed me pictures...which leads me to say...

what the fuck is wrong with people?! I know I work at a phone sex place, but sometimes I am astounded at the things that turn people on. Guys who eat their cum--you make me want to vomit. Guys who wear women's panties...that makes you pretty gay, if you want to know the truth. Guys who want to rape little kids, well you should be shot in the face. As for the guy I talked to last night who wanted me to stick my ENTIRE FIST inside of myself--let me let you in on a little secret. No woman is going to think a FIST in her VAGINA feels good. Seriously. A few fingers, yeah, you know, great. A whole hand? REALITY CHECK. I hate calls like those--mainly because those men are absolutely delusional.

So, before I wind up, here's my story of the night from yesterday. There's this guy who calls in pretty often; we'll call him John. Now, John's little fetish involves really muscular men fighting, you know, boxing or whatever. Actually, John is just obsessed with muscles in general, whether on a male or female. He likes big barrel chested men and hot girls with really muscular thighs and calves in high heels. Now, his fantasy involves having a muscular girl masturbating while she watches him and another really muscular guy boxing. She orgasms when he gets knocked out, as does he. Now, the annoying thing about John is that he doesn't just tell you this stuff; he makes you guess. He says things like, "Now, knowing what you know about me, why do you think that turns me on?" Or, "Now that you've heard that, what percentage heterosexual do you think I am, and what percentage homosexual?" Well, let's see, I think you're probably about 90% gay, because I don't know any straight guys who get off on the idea of being beaten up by a guy in a gymnast outfit, nor do I know any straight guys who wear daisy duke jean shorts like you do. Okay, I mean, yeah, there's Tyler Durden, but that's fictional, and I mean, he's Brad Pitt, he can get off on whatever he wants to. Also, why do I think that turns you on? Probably because you're FUCKING WEIRD. I don't have another answer for you. I am not a shrink; get out of here.