The world is full of perverts

So last night was exceptionally slow. I literally only did four calls, although one of them was seventy minutes, the rest were between 10-15. Anyway, since everything was so slow, I can tell you about all my calls last night, and let me tell you, the perverts were out in full force last night. It must be a full moon...

I like anything kinky...: So, this guy was a real winner. He wanted me to pretend to be his fourteen year old stepdaughter, then he wanted to walk in on my boyfriend and I. It went downhill from there. I can't even really talk about it without wanting to vomit. Eventually in his fantasy he ended up fucking me, having my boyfriend fuck him and piss in his mouth, and then he wanted to bring my "mom" into the whole thing....along with our dog. Nope, not kidding. He wanted to have the dog fuck me, and orgasm inside me so he could lick it out. GROSS. I fucking hate everyone.

You Can't Take It: Then there was a guy who called in on the 900 number. He'd been talking to one of the other girls first, but then he wanted to talk to me. He was crazy, he kept telling me that I couldn't take his "huge 11.5 inch cock" because I was too small. Then he tried to get my phone number, because, "What if you want this dick outside of this? Hmmm?" Then he made me tell him I loved him. SHUT UP. I don't love you fucking dirty men, I think you should be castrated, but hey, if you want to confuse that with love, whatever.

The Rest: Actually, I'm bored with these people, so you get them all under one heading. The first one called and wanted me to help him kidnap a little girl so that we could play with her together. Gross. Luckily for me, he came before anything really happened and I didn't have to talk about it. My last caller was some stupid pussy boy, who called right when I was supposed to be getting off work, so it was actually pretty easy for me to be mean to him. Stupid fucker.

The people who call are sometimes extraordinarily creepy. There was someone who called last night, and luckily the two girls he wanted to talk to weren't in yesterday and he didn't want to talk to me. Apparently he likes you to narrate a story about kidnapping, raping, torturing and killing little girls. I fucking HATE people. Seriously. Sometimes this place is too much for me, when I have to deal with sick bastards like that.

However, the highlight of the night was the call that one of the girls happened to get while I was in the room. It was some guy who was obsessed with girl scouts who sell cookies. All I heard was, "Oh yeah, will you buy some tagalongs for me? Or would you rather try a bite of my thin mints? You know, every time I make you cum, you have to buy a box of cookies, and I'm very dedicated to making my goals."

haha. I hate everyone today.

Also, then one of the girls wanted to talk to me about her sex life. Like, her real sex life. Okay, first of all, you are not exactly an attractive person. Your boyfriend is pretty fucking ugly too. I don't want to hear about how you love it when guys bottom out against your cervix, nor do I want to hear about how your fat boyfriend has a little dick and can't do it. SHUT UP.

ARGGG.